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      A bit of an odd one this. A collection of fictional biographies of South American writers all of whom, to some extent, embraced Nazi philosophy. Sounds painfull pretentious but actually proves to be an entertaining read. A fascinating fabricated literary history. (***)

    • Fiona Robyn: Thaw

      Fiona Robyn: Thaw
      Ruth is 32. She is not sure she wants to get to 33. She gives herself three months to decide. This is the diary of those months. A strong premise and I will be reading on as the lovely Fiona will be a guest on my blog when the book is published in February. She is an interesting author with a growing following. (***)

    • Ryan David Jahn: Acts of Violence

      Ryan David Jahn: Acts of Violence
      A 1950s crime story. A young woman is murdered. We hear the stories of her neighbours - those who witnessed the murder, those who did nothing. An intriguing set up. Not perhaps a stunner but entertaining fare nonetheless. (***)

    • Francois Lelord: Hector & the Search for Happiness

      Francois Lelord: Hector & the Search for Happiness
      A successful psychiatrist decides to take a break so that he can travel the world in an attempt to find out what makes people happy. This first in the Hector's Journeys series of novels has the same sort of naive charm as The #1 Ladies' Detective Agency and I wouldn't be surprised if it does just as well. One to watch. (****)

    • Louis De Bernieres: Notwithstanding: Stories from an English Village

      Louis De Bernieres: Notwithstanding: Stories from an English Village
      Short tales from a fictional English village. Louis de Bernieres channels Miss Read and morphs into Alexander McCall Smith. (***)

    • Jose Saramago: Small Memories

      Jose Saramago: Small Memories
      A memoir, of sorts, from the Nobel Prize winning novelist. Tales of growing up in Portugal. I haven't read any of his novels. If I do then this may well prove to be required reading. Until then my quick flick will probably suffice. (***)

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      Katherine May: Burning Out
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    • John Barlow: Everything But the Squeal: A Year of Pigging Out in Northern Spain

      John Barlow: Everything But the Squeal: A Year of Pigging Out in Northern Spain
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      Juliet Marillier: Heart's Blood
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      John Clellon Holmes: The Horn
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      Ian Beck: Pastworld
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      M. Thomas Gammarino: Big in Japan: A Ghost Story
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      Simon Young: The Celtic Revolution: In Search of 2000 Forgotten Years that Changed Our World
      An interesting reassessment of history, claiming that the Celts were as important as the Romans or Greeks. (***)

    • Frederic Tuten: Tintin in the New World

      Frederic Tuten: Tintin in the New World
      Full disclosure: I am not a fan of Tintin. This novel imagines the cartoon hero a few years on and his first love affair. I found it almost unreadable. Perhaps if you knew more about the characters it might work, but I suspect not. (*)

    • Apostolos Doxiadis: Logicomix: An Epic Search for Truth

      Apostolos Doxiadis: Logicomix: An Epic Search for Truth
      An innovative graphic novel based on the life of Bertrand Russell. Plays around with form and content without being up its own arse. Really very good so far. (****)

    • Richard Jay Parker: Stop Me

      Richard Jay Parker: Stop Me
      A serial killer gives his victims one small chance. He fires off a chain email. If it finds its way back to his inbox within a week then they live. 11 woman are already dead and now Leo's wife has gone missing. Will she be number 12? An intruiging concept that does pull you in. (***)

    • Sadie Jones: Small Wars

      Sadie Jones: Small Wars
      I haven't read The Outcast which won awards and sold bucket loads. This follow-up didn't do anything in the opening chapters to make me want to read on. What am I missing? (**)

    • Anne Tyler: Noah's Compass

      Anne Tyler: Noah's Compass
      Tyler could probably publish her shopping list and I'd enjoy it. This tale of a former teacher adjusting to retirement amidst the attentions of his grown-up daughters has all the right ingredients so far. (****)

    • Margaret Atwood: The Year of the Flood

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    Can't offer you advice or money, I'm afraid Simon (I've never run a bookshop and I'm skint!) but I would like to offer some encouragement. Good luck, it sounds brilliant.
    And how refreshing to hear such a positive perspective. I worry sometimes that we're all prone to bouts of negativity and cynicism in the book business. It's fantastic to hear such enthusiasm.

    Good luck! Can't offer money either but would love to come and visit the shop when it's open.
    Sounds fantastic!
    janex

    Simon and Tim, good luck.

    I would suggest that you both spend a considerable time this weekend at CIANA fair - Business Design Centre Islington. Learn about the secondary market within the trade : see just how quickly mainstream publishers are prepared to dump quality hardbacks etc ; learn the difference between overstocks, remainders, and promotional reprints.

    Try and ensure that your potential shop premises rental is beneath SBRR ceiling.

    Make enquiries to find out about adjoining tenants, above and next door, are they are a natural fit with your bookshop - you don't want ghetto blasters playing music through the walls or ceiling during trading hours.

    Spend at least several hours in a potential shop just looking out at the passers-by : bag watch them, see what they are carrying. Even in a small neighbourhood their is considerable difference between main street and side street shoppers. Shoppers nowadays hate walking too far away from the centre.

    Use a local *commercial* solicitor who comes with strong recommendation from local indie traders. Solicitors fees vary considerably. Remember your lease is your security of tenure.

    Be wary of signing a full repairing and insuring lease without getting the premises throughly checked over by a friendly surveyor.

    When it comes to signing up on a lease try and get a rent-free period - especially if the premises have been empty for any time. *The rent free period should be written up in your lease to kick in from lease signing date and not a set date since lease drafting often is a very lengthy process*

    With the lease you will probably be required to pay the landlord's legal fees : make sure that your solicitor caps these, or you might find that you are paying Lincolns Inn fees to a junior.

    Try and avoid paying a quarter's rental deposit : since your business is a start-up a landlord might demand this.

    Ensure that rent-review is only every 5 years (its now the norm to upwards only) : get a break clause written into the lease so that you can walk if it all goes pear-shpaed (it won't but on a new venture it is best to have some security).

    Speak to as many London indie bookshop proprietors as possible : find out where they had hitches.

    Speaking personally, I hate start-ups which get funding : most funded starts up fail because the trader is not hungry and thinks that they will always get bailed out. Local councillors and MP's can open doors but they seldom are as receptive to people who think that they should get funding when so many sectors of our community are marginalised.

    Great news that there will be a good bookshop in Wood Green - if you need start up stock with a decent discount, do contact us at Marion Boyars Publishers as we'd be delighted to help.

    Catheryn

    If you can pull in a class or so from the local school, I'll happily come and chat to them. Cleopatra, my glossy, jewelled-cover, lavish picture book for youngish children is out in October from Kingfisher. A good Christmas book I reckon. Kingfisher may even be willing to pay my expenses etc and perhaps combine with a trip to the Children's bookshop at Muswell Hill....I will get on to them if you're interested. Good luck for the shop. Sounds brilliant.

    Start positive and stay positive and you will prevail.
    Would you like 50 free signed copies of The Key to Chintak? If so, drop me a mail via the book's website www.zamorian.com when you are up and running and I'll send them on. I know what it's like to plunge into a start-up (take one tin of mixed emotions, stir in a lump of trepidation and a slug of adrenalin!) so free books is the least I can do to help. I expect if you ask Scott nicely he might also throw a few in! Good Luck.

    Good luck. I'm not a bookseller, so can't advise on that score, but I am a potential customer. Remember that those of us who grew up in Wood Green have a lot of affection for the area. Get yourself a decent online ordering system like a Google Checkout or similar and use some of the goodwill from people (like me) who can't regularly visit the shop in person.

    So pleased to hear what you're doing. After the closure of the independent bookshop in Palmer's Green as well I was beginning to worry. I have no money or advice as such except that it's always good to highlight local authors, speak to customers about what they read as it can highlight some great books that may not be obvious stock and get those kids involved. After all as Whitney once sang ' I believe the children are the future...'
    Best of luck guys.

    Welcome to Wood Green. I went travelling for two months and found that Waterstones AND Kebab Delight had both closed. The horror. Good luck. Explore Mr Bagels and the Jolly Anglers.

    Great to hear such enthusiasm in this cynical trade. Not only that you have free books offered to you! Maybe you should try that as a new approach, just phone up the publishers and say, 'can I have some samples please... about 3000 will do!' You never know
    :-)

    Good luck! Don't forget to support independent publishers when you open!

    Free books from me too if you're interested...though nowhere near 50!

    Simon, you know I think you fucking rock. It was great to hear all about your plans in person the other day. A slew of authors (many that were within the first 50 to sign your petition, along with me) are just waiting, itching to come and do events.

    We all love it when a plan comes together. There are going to be a lot of noses put out of joint when this is a spectacular success and my loins will just be bursting with desire.

    xx

    Great stuff and please e-mail me about Long Barn Books stock... we can certainly give you the best discount possible and then there are some overstocks... you don`t have to take more than a few but every little helps. sales@longbarnbooks.com

    I forgot to say - the overstocks come free !

    As a fellow businessman, Simon, I'm reading your blogg with great interest. Firstly because I love to hear about people starting from scratch and giving it a go. Done it myself ten years ago in construction and I'm still plodding away making a few quid.

    Secondly, because I could see an opportunity. A 'scratch mine and I'll scratch yours' situation. Last year I signed a three book deal with paperbooks (an up and coming independent) and my first effort is out in February. Pride of place in your shop...free copies...signings (i'll travel all the way from mighty Newcastle)...I'm not sure what the deal is, but if you read the book first and believe in it, I'm up for throwing a few quid your way for the priveldge of some backing. Worth discussing?

    Good luck with the new venture! I'll make sure to mention you on my blog and help spread the word. Let me know if you'd like the Regency Authors to visit (I have a costume).

    To Everybody. Thank you all for the encouragement. This has been a very positive 48 hours for us. Clive, thanks, I've taken all your points into consideration. Catheryn, i'll be in touch. Adele, John, Danny, great, we really want a strong events programme to suit our customers, (I enjoyed Asboville by the way!). Mark, you truly are a star amongst stars. Susan, thanks again, and thanks for adding us as a link on your blog. Kate, I've discovered your blog from this and it's another to add to our faves, and anonymous from Newcastle with a 3 book deal...keep in touch, and don't be anonymous!

    Mr anonymous! How thick! Gary Davison, please to meet you, Simon. You can find my blog at paperbooks.co.uk Keep in touch and I'm sure there's something there for us to discuss. How long before you're up and running?

    id advise that you use an opensource e-commerce system to setup the e-bookshop. we use oscommerce which isnt the best (see magento) but is fairly simple for a php coder to customise to your requirements.

    you can see a good example of an e-store here www.homestansted.co.uk

    or, if you wanted to use Joomla (virtual-mart ecommerce plugin), you can see an example here https://www.earlydoorsltd.com

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