Bragi Olafsson: The Pets
A novel about a man who hides under the bed when an unwanted friend arrives. The friend proceeds to invite people round for a party while our hero watches on. Written by a former member of the Sugacubes. I loved it. (****)
Robert Hudson: The Kilburn Social Club
An ambitious and remarkably successful attempt to write a serious football book set in an alternative London. Part epic family saga, part dirty dealing business satire, part sports fantasy. (****)
Charles Baxter: First Light
Another gem from Baxter. The story of Hugh and Dorsey Welch, brother and sister from a small Michigan town, told backwards. When the book starts they are adults with children, when it ends Hugh is seeing his baby sister for the first time. Not as tricky as it may sound, instead a clever and rewarding way of looking at the characters and their history. Baxter should be much more widely read. He is really very good indeed. (****)
Stona Fitch: Senseless
Uncompromising and disturbing novel in which a kidnap victim has each sense removed in turn. Not for the squeamish but definitely worth the discomfort. (****)
Chris Steele-Perkins: England, My England: A Photographer's Portrait
A wonderful collection of images of England from the author's 40 year career as a photographer. I found the pictures from the 70s and 80s particularly evocative. (****)
Sloan Wilson: The Man in the Gray Flannel Suit
First rate. I cannot believe I haven't come across this before. Like Richard Yates but with a touch of Frank Capra. (*****)
Andy Stanton: What's for Dinner, Mr Gum?
A return to form (not that there was that much of a dip) for one of the best series of books for kids out there. Spendid stuff. (****)
Jah Wobble: Memoirs of a Geezer: Music, Life, Mayhem
Frank and entertaining memoir from the former member of PiL who went on to have one of the most diverse careers in modern musical history. Highly recommended. (****)
Elisabeth Beresford: The Wombles
A recent book at bedtime for the Pack household. I found it a bit tricky to read aloud but the kids really enjoyed it. (***)
Helen Rappaport: Conspirator
Fascinating account of the 17 years Lenin spent in exile. (***)
Michael Morpurgo: The Best of Times
A rather sweet and endearing Christmas tale. Works for both kids and adults, perhaps the latter reading it to the former. (***)
Carol Ann Duffy: Mrs Scrooge: A Christmas Tale
Just no great point to it really. Destined to be the stocking filler of choice for TLS subscribers. (**)
David Hughes: Thomas Wogan is Dead
Wonderfully absurd graphic novel. Kafka meets Vic & Bob. (****)
John and Gary Walker: The Walker Brothers - No Regrets
Had to read it for an interview which then didn't happen. Not bad at all, actually, but would have helped if I was a fan. (***)
Audrey Niffenegger: Her Fearful Symmetry
An ambitious and largely successful ghost story. The ending felt a bit rushed but by then I was pretty much swept up in it and happy to go with the flow. Witty, edgy and dark. It doesn't have the killer hook that The Time Traveler's Wife came with but succeeds nonetheless. (****)
Magnus Mills: The Maintenance of Headway
Highly entertaining but I missed the darkness of previous books. Still heaps better than most novels you'll read this year. (***)
Yoshihiro Tatsumi: The Push Man and Other Stories
A remarkable collection. The finest graphic novel I have read. (****)
Helen Rappaport: Ekaterinburg: The Last Days of the Romanovs
A tense and gripping account of the final days of the Czar and his family. If you liked the Mr Whicher book then I suspect you'll enjoy this. (****)
Jessica Ruston: Luxury
Great fun. A proper blockbuster like they did in the 70s and 80s. A guilt-free guilty pleasure because it is so well-written. Curl up and enjoy. (***)
Kate Clanchy: Antigona and Me
The author's account of her friendship with a Kosovan refugee who became her cleaner and nanny. Funny, heartrending and a fascinating portrait of a clash of cultures. (***)
Chris Priestley: Tales of Terror from the Black Ship
Excellent. Truly scary stories. A modern classic. (****)
Robert McCrum: My Year Off: Rediscovering Life After a Stroke
A thoughtful and thought-provoking true story. McCrum was editor in chief of Faber & Faber, and a newly married man, when he suffered a stroke at the age of 42. Quite a scary read if you are near that age, as I am. (***)
- Chris Hargreaves: Captain's Blog: Football, Fatherhood and the Fight for Promotion
The captain's account of Torquay' play-off winning season. A remarkably frank and entertaining story of life in the non-leagues. Absolutely essential reading for football fans as this one tells it like it really is. (****)
Oivind Hovland: Trial and Error: The Aviated Efforts of Jean Babtiste de Bomberaque
Another short graphic novel. Odd but charming. (***)
Oivind Hovland: A Day in the Life of Alfred
Very short graphic novel, formatted more like a children's picture book. A darkly sweet story. (***)
Richard E. Grant: The Wah-Wah Diaries: The Making of a Film
Witty, bitchy, gossipy and riveting account of Grant's directoral debut. Something all fans of cinema should read. Fascinating. (****)
Gareth P. Jones: The Thornthwaite Inheritance
The whole family loved this macabre tale of orhpan twins who spend all of their time trying to kill each other. Comes highly recommened from all of us. (****)
Edgar Rice Burroughs: A Princess of Mars
A cracking sci-fi adventure that I found myself enjoying far more than I thought I would. (****)
Edwin A. Abbott: Flatland: A Romance of Many Dimensions
My first genuine eBook discovery, something I would have never come across otherwise. A brilliantly imagined tale narrated by a square living in a 2 dimensional world whose mind is blown following a visit by a sphere. Genius. (*****)
G. K. Chesterton: The Man Who Was Thursday
Started off well but ended up too silly by half. Throwaway fun for Edwardian gentlemen. (***)
Per Petterson: Out Stealing Horses
An old man holes up in the middle of the Norwegian nowhere and finds himself confronting memories of his youth. Good, but didn't stun me. (***)
A.C. Tillyer: An A-Z of Possible Worlds
A remarkable thing. A boxed set of 26 separately bound short stories, one for each letter of the alphabet, all set in imagined, disturbing, fantastical, Kafka-esque worlds. BS Johnson, Borges and Franz fans should rejoice. It will be published for Christmas. I think it could be huge. (*****)
Joel Grey: 01:03
Quirky collection of pictures taken from his mobile phone. Some great images. (***)
Gyrdir Eliasson: Stone Tree
A beautiful collection of very short stories. A treasure of a book to return to year after year. (****)
Bob Burke: The Third Pig Detective Agency
Unfair of me to rate this as I published it but Ethan has given it 4 stars. Chapter 10 almost had him wetting himself. (****)
- Clifton Robbins: Dusty Death
As far as I can tell this is a long lost crime novel from the 1930s. Hardly anything about it or the author online. There isn't even a jacket to be found anywhere. I thought it was great - a murder mystery tied in with opium smuggling and scandal at the League of Nations for good measure. (****)
Andrew Kaufman: All My Friends are Superheroes
How has this one passed us by? A work of adorable genius. Buy it, borrow it, steal it but just make sure you read it. I am willing to bet it will be your surprise read of the year. I read it on the train home the day I received it and spent the whole evening smiling. (****)
Leo Tolstoy: The Death of Ivan Ilyich
Nothing technically wrong with it but nothing actually happens either. Well, Ivan dies but that is about it. I appear to have missed the point. (**)
Knut Hamsun: Dreamers
Heaps of rustic charm in this classic from Norway. (***)
Chris Priestley: Uncle Montague's Tales of Terror
Wonderfully scary stuff for kids. Genuinely frightening stories to put the wind up 'em. (****)
Erlend Loe: Naive. Super
I was charmed by this sweet, off-kilter story. (****)
Dag Solstad: Novel 11, Book 18
Norwegian existentialism. Not as bad as it sounds. (***)
Alex Williams: The Deep Freeze of Bartholomew Tullock
This was our bedtime read with the kids. We had this US edition, in the UK it is called The Storm Maker. Ethan particularly enjoyed this tale of a land where it never stops snowing. (***)
John Karter: The Profit
A parable which transplants Kahlil Gibran's The Prophet into the modern corporate world. A neat attempt to update a classic. (***)
Anthony Caleshu: Churchtown: The Tale of Suzy Delou and Faye Fiddle
Bizarre tale of geriatric sexual deviancy. (***)
- Keith Scales: The Cloverleaf Development
Fargo-esque smalltown murder mystery. (****)
Effie Gray: Selling Light
Excellent novella. The Highest Tide meets The Juggler. (****)
Various: Little Roasts
Four short stories in a neat little edition. The first was excellent. The second and third very good. The last didn't work for me. A reasonable return on an hour's reading. (***)
Leonore Schick: Lizard
Very odd, somewhat bizarre and a little muddled but has a certain Kafkaesque appeal. (***)
Richard H Thaler: Nudge
A genuinely thought provoking first half. Rather dull second half. (***)
Lars Saabye Christensen: The Half Brother
A genuine modern classic. Challenges John Irving at his best. (*****)
Dave Allan: Sticky Wisdom
Another business book with sound ideas but a bit too much marketing-speak in the explanation. (***)
Stephen C. Lundin: Fish!
Yet more research. Has some good concepts but a bit wanky in how it gets them across. (***)
Malcolm Gladwell: The Tipping Point: How Little Things Can Make a Big Difference
More research. Very interesting but not quite as compulsive reading as Blink. (***)
Michael Kimball: Dear Everybody
A wonderfully clever, funny and moving novel. A collection of unsent letters from a young man who has committed suicide. (****)
Andy Stanton: Mr Gum in the Hound of Lamonic Bibber
Perhaps not quite as satisfying as the full-length novels but as a World Book Day title for a quid I really can't grumble. (***)
Neil Jordan: The Dream of a Beast
I must confess I didn't have a fucking clue what was going on. (**)
Jan Blensdorf: My Name is Sei Shonagon
Worth seeking out by Japanophiles who like a quick read. (***)
Neil Gaiman: The Graveyard Book
If I am being completely honest the kids enjoyed it a lot more than me but it was still a cracking good bedtime read. (****)
Sarnath Banerjee: Corridor: A Graphic Novel
Interesting concept but a bit slight. (***)
David Markson: This is Not a Novel
Unusual, experimental and great fun to read. (****)
Richard Blandford: Flying Saucer Rock 'n' Roll
The best book I have read about growing up in the 90s. Also, one of the few great novels about being in a rock band. (****)
Sue Cook: Force of Nature
Thought provoking novel that looks at the implications of IVF and embryo donation. Does a great job of making it highly readable and thoroughly entertaining. (***)
John Kotter: Our Iceberg is Melting: Changing and Succeeding Under Any Conditions
Another bloody business parable, but at least this one has pictures to keep me awake. (***)
Esteban Echeverria: El Matadero
Another di Giovanni translation, this time of a 19th century Argentinian story called The Slaughteryard. (****)
Jorge Luis Borges: El Hacedor
Otherwise known as The Maker, in English. I actually read a new translation from Norman T di Giovanni which is only available to read online. (****)
Stona Fitch: Printer's Devil
Dark and disturbing. An alarming new discovery. (***)
Sebastian Beaumont: The Juggler
Confirms his position as of the of two or three most exciting British writers around at the moment. I was captivated throughout and didn't want it to end. (*****)
Tom Markert: You Can't Win a Fight with Your Boss: And 55 Other Rules for Success
Frighteningly old school. Work long hours, play the game, wear expensive suits, don't befriend your work colleagues. You might be successful if you follow those rules but you'd also be a bit of a twat. (*)
Ken Blanchard: The Leadership Pill
At least this one offers a bit more than the bloody obvious but it is still pretty much common sense really. (***)
Ken Blanchard: The One Minute Manager Balances Work and Life
More timewasting nonsense that you don't need to read. All in the name of research. (**)
Jenna Jameson: How to Make Love Like a Porn Star
Excellent (genital) warts and all memoir from the biggest porn star in the world. (****)
Spencer Johnson: The One-Minute Teacher
Research for the book I am writing. A case of flogging a dead horse called Franchise with this one. (**)
John Connolly: Dark Hollow
Excellent crime novel. Dark and disturbing. (****)
Emily Bearn: The Great Escape
Proved a popular book at bedtime with the kids and a pleasure to read aloud. Not as good as the first Tumtum & Nutmeg book though. (***)
David Bellos: Georges Perec: A Life in Words
A decent biography of a remarkable writer. A bit dry and academic at times but its got all the facts in the right order so I mustn't grumble. (***)
J.R.R. Tolkien: The Hobbit
Apart from breaking off into song every chapter or so and the annoyingly archaic language in places this proved to be a most enjoyable read for the whole family. My Gollum voice was particularly good, Andy Serkis watch out. (****)
Vikas Swarup: Q and A
A tad clunky in places but such a great story that you forgive it anything. (****)
Ron Hansen: The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
A genuine masterpiece. Quite stunning. Unforgettable. Please read this book. I am asking you nicely. (*****)
Elizabeth Baines: Balancing on the Edge of the World
A short collection of short stories. Very good ones too. (***)
Sjon: The Blue Fox
Beautiful. Haunting. Remarkable. (*****)
Can't offer you advice or money, I'm afraid Simon (I've never run a bookshop and I'm skint!) but I would like to offer some encouragement. Good luck, it sounds brilliant.
And how refreshing to hear such a positive perspective. I worry sometimes that we're all prone to bouts of negativity and cynicism in the book business. It's fantastic to hear such enthusiasm.
Posted by: tim relf | September 12, 2007 at 08:01 AM
Good luck! Can't offer money either but would love to come and visit the shop when it's open.
Sounds fantastic!
janex
Posted by: Jane WJ | September 12, 2007 at 08:38 AM
Simon and Tim, good luck.
I would suggest that you both spend a considerable time this weekend at CIANA fair - Business Design Centre Islington. Learn about the secondary market within the trade : see just how quickly mainstream publishers are prepared to dump quality hardbacks etc ; learn the difference between overstocks, remainders, and promotional reprints.
Try and ensure that your potential shop premises rental is beneath SBRR ceiling.
Make enquiries to find out about adjoining tenants, above and next door, are they are a natural fit with your bookshop - you don't want ghetto blasters playing music through the walls or ceiling during trading hours.
Spend at least several hours in a potential shop just looking out at the passers-by : bag watch them, see what they are carrying. Even in a small neighbourhood their is considerable difference between main street and side street shoppers. Shoppers nowadays hate walking too far away from the centre.
Use a local *commercial* solicitor who comes with strong recommendation from local indie traders. Solicitors fees vary considerably. Remember your lease is your security of tenure.
Be wary of signing a full repairing and insuring lease without getting the premises throughly checked over by a friendly surveyor.
When it comes to signing up on a lease try and get a rent-free period - especially if the premises have been empty for any time. *The rent free period should be written up in your lease to kick in from lease signing date and not a set date since lease drafting often is a very lengthy process*
With the lease you will probably be required to pay the landlord's legal fees : make sure that your solicitor caps these, or you might find that you are paying Lincolns Inn fees to a junior.
Try and avoid paying a quarter's rental deposit : since your business is a start-up a landlord might demand this.
Ensure that rent-review is only every 5 years (its now the norm to upwards only) : get a break clause written into the lease so that you can walk if it all goes pear-shpaed (it won't but on a new venture it is best to have some security).
Speak to as many London indie bookshop proprietors as possible : find out where they had hitches.
Speaking personally, I hate start-ups which get funding : most funded starts up fail because the trader is not hungry and thinks that they will always get bailed out. Local councillors and MP's can open doors but they seldom are as receptive to people who think that they should get funding when so many sectors of our community are marginalised.
Posted by: Clive Keeble | September 12, 2007 at 08:46 AM
Great news that there will be a good bookshop in Wood Green - if you need start up stock with a decent discount, do contact us at Marion Boyars Publishers as we'd be delighted to help.
Catheryn
Posted by: Catheryn Kilgarriff | September 12, 2007 at 09:16 AM
If you can pull in a class or so from the local school, I'll happily come and chat to them. Cleopatra, my glossy, jewelled-cover, lavish picture book for youngish children is out in October from Kingfisher. A good Christmas book I reckon. Kingfisher may even be willing to pay my expenses etc and perhaps combine with a trip to the Children's bookshop at Muswell Hill....I will get on to them if you're interested. Good luck for the shop. Sounds brilliant.
Posted by: adele geras | September 12, 2007 at 09:30 AM
Start positive and stay positive and you will prevail.
Would you like 50 free signed copies of The Key to Chintak? If so, drop me a mail via the book's website www.zamorian.com when you are up and running and I'll send them on. I know what it's like to plunge into a start-up (take one tin of mixed emotions, stir in a lump of trepidation and a slug of adrenalin!) so free books is the least I can do to help. I expect if you ask Scott nicely he might also throw a few in! Good Luck.
Posted by: John Howard | September 12, 2007 at 10:01 AM
Good luck. I'm not a bookseller, so can't advise on that score, but I am a potential customer. Remember that those of us who grew up in Wood Green have a lot of affection for the area. Get yourself a decent online ordering system like a Google Checkout or similar and use some of the goodwill from people (like me) who can't regularly visit the shop in person.
Posted by: Mark Searle | September 12, 2007 at 10:59 AM
So pleased to hear what you're doing. After the closure of the independent bookshop in Palmer's Green as well I was beginning to worry. I have no money or advice as such except that it's always good to highlight local authors, speak to customers about what they read as it can highlight some great books that may not be obvious stock and get those kids involved. After all as Whitney once sang ' I believe the children are the future...'
Best of luck guys.
Posted by: William Rycroft | September 12, 2007 at 12:04 PM
Welcome to Wood Green. I went travelling for two months and found that Waterstones AND Kebab Delight had both closed. The horror. Good luck. Explore Mr Bagels and the Jolly Anglers.
Posted by: themanwhofellasleep | September 12, 2007 at 12:26 PM
Great to hear such enthusiasm in this cynical trade. Not only that you have free books offered to you! Maybe you should try that as a new approach, just phone up the publishers and say, 'can I have some samples please... about 3000 will do!' You never know
:-)
Posted by: Lynda Prior | September 12, 2007 at 12:45 PM
Good luck! Don't forget to support independent publishers when you open!
Posted by: Danny Rhodes | September 12, 2007 at 03:41 PM
Free books from me too if you're interested...though nowhere near 50!
Posted by: Danny Rhodes | September 12, 2007 at 03:43 PM
Simon, you know I think you fucking rock. It was great to hear all about your plans in person the other day. A slew of authors (many that were within the first 50 to sign your petition, along with me) are just waiting, itching to come and do events.
We all love it when a plan comes together. There are going to be a lot of noses put out of joint when this is a spectacular success and my loins will just be bursting with desire.
xx
Posted by: The Bookseller to the Stars | September 12, 2007 at 10:42 PM
Great stuff and please e-mail me about Long Barn Books stock... we can certainly give you the best discount possible and then there are some overstocks... you don`t have to take more than a few but every little helps. sales@longbarnbooks.com
Posted by: SUSAN HILL | September 13, 2007 at 08:49 AM
I just saw the article on you guys in the Muswell Hill Journal: http://www.muswellhilljournal24.co.uk/content/haringey/muswellhilljournal/news/story.aspx?brand=HCEJOnline&category=news&tBrand=northlondon24&tCategory=newsmhj&itemid=WeED12%20Sep%202007%2011%3A42%3A00%3A103
Well done.
Posted by: themanwhofellasleep | September 13, 2007 at 10:37 AM
I forgot to say - the overstocks come free !
Posted by: SUSAN HILL | September 13, 2007 at 11:42 AM
As a fellow businessman, Simon, I'm reading your blogg with great interest. Firstly because I love to hear about people starting from scratch and giving it a go. Done it myself ten years ago in construction and I'm still plodding away making a few quid.
Secondly, because I could see an opportunity. A 'scratch mine and I'll scratch yours' situation. Last year I signed a three book deal with paperbooks (an up and coming independent) and my first effort is out in February. Pride of place in your shop...free copies...signings (i'll travel all the way from mighty Newcastle)...I'm not sure what the deal is, but if you read the book first and believe in it, I'm up for throwing a few quid your way for the priveldge of some backing. Worth discussing?
Posted by: | September 13, 2007 at 05:20 PM
Good luck with the new venture! I'll make sure to mention you on my blog and help spread the word. Let me know if you'd like the Regency Authors to visit (I have a costume).
Posted by: Kate Allan | September 13, 2007 at 07:32 PM
To Everybody. Thank you all for the encouragement. This has been a very positive 48 hours for us. Clive, thanks, I've taken all your points into consideration. Catheryn, i'll be in touch. Adele, John, Danny, great, we really want a strong events programme to suit our customers, (I enjoyed Asboville by the way!). Mark, you truly are a star amongst stars. Susan, thanks again, and thanks for adding us as a link on your blog. Kate, I've discovered your blog from this and it's another to add to our faves, and anonymous from Newcastle with a 3 book deal...keep in touch, and don't be anonymous!
Posted by: Simon Key | September 13, 2007 at 10:39 PM
Mr anonymous! How thick! Gary Davison, please to meet you, Simon. You can find my blog at paperbooks.co.uk Keep in touch and I'm sure there's something there for us to discuss. How long before you're up and running?
Posted by: Gary Davison | September 14, 2007 at 08:22 AM
id advise that you use an opensource e-commerce system to setup the e-bookshop. we use oscommerce which isnt the best (see magento) but is fairly simple for a php coder to customise to your requirements.
you can see a good example of an e-store here www.homestansted.co.uk
or, if you wanted to use Joomla (virtual-mart ecommerce plugin), you can see an example here https://www.earlydoorsltd.com
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