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    Megan Abbott: Queenpin
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    Robert Twigger: Dr Ragab's Universal Language
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    Emma Vieceli: Manga Shakespeare: Much Ado About Nothing
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    Jessica Ruston: Luxury
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September 09, 2008

Hopeless Romantic

Fourteen years ago today I was attending a training course for HMV's new computer stock system in Nottingham.  It was about as exciting as you'd imagine except that the person training me was gorgeous.  Short (I like them short) with long hennaed hair, an antique dress and glasses.  I fancied her something rotten.

We had sort of hit it off during the three day course.  She had come from the Richmond store where the system had piloted so she wasn't your ordinary trainer type.  She liked the same music as I did and smoked little licorice paper roll up cigarettes.  We talked about books and gigs and movies.  I really was rather smitten.

Secret I had some time to kill at the end of the day before I could head off home so I popped into the nearest bookshop and purchased a copy of The Secret History by Donna Tartt.  I went back to the training centre and gave it to her as a parting gift.

When she finished reading it a few weeks later she noticed something scribbled on the last page.

'Well, what did you think?'

It was the best chat-up line I could think of.  She called me.  We became friends.

We moved in together three years later.

Today we have two beautiful children, a house full of pots and tiles and books, and smiles the size of planets.

And that copy of The Secret History has a very special place on our bookshelves.  Without it our lives could have been very different.

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That is a wonderful story. Am quite dewy eyed.

That's a wonderful story. Congratulations on your anniversary-of-meeting.

Didn't read the last comment before I posted my own. I think we can safely say it's a wonderful story!

That's a wonderful story

Nice post. But does your wife know about this? ;)

congratulations dear sir. i share your vision of happiness. as you know, the SH has a very firm place within my heart too....my better half has her own annotated edition, and i still own a first ed. and a proof copy (with a few differencies). we both wish you well. have a slice of manor house cake on me x

ah......that's a wonderful story. 14 years seems such a long time ago.....

I love the idea of a thriller acting as a matchmaking device. I myself bought my wife to be a copy of Denis Johnson's 'Angels' when we first met. It's the tale of a man and a woman who meet on a greyhound bus. It does not have a happy ending. She didn't think I was completely mental when she finished it and on such strong foundations we've been married for 3 years and have a lovely boy. Books: bringing people together since, well, since they've been around I reckon. Not sure the 'Kindle' will be doing the same in the future.

Awwww, what a lovely story and I might just have to nick that "note in back of novel" idea for a story...

That is soo romantic, i love it!!

Congratulations to both of you. This was beautifully told.

pass the sick bag

When i started reading this I thought 'my god he must have an understanding wife' and then i realised... and, yep, it brought a tear to my usually-very-dry eye. Sigh! You lucky bugger. Rx

Thank you everyone for the kind words. The blog post made MOTC's day, which was the main point. She baked me a lovely banana and cherry cake.

Bleurgh. If I didn;t feel sick before I do now. Banana and cherry cake?! Any banana cake has to be wrong. Banana Banofee pie? Bleurgh. Still I hope you enjoy it. Just goes to show there's no accounting for taste...

I found you through my widget. I love this post. How amazing!!!!! Ahh I love romance stories!!!!!

Wait a mo, you shared a book about a group of sick students killing a fellow-student in a dionysiac frenzy, and that set off the romance?
What other first-date novels are there out there? 'Crime and Punishment'? 'A Clockwork Orange'? 'The First Circle'?

That's a lovely story - much better than Donna Tartt's book. I read 50 pages of it and then dropped it. Couldn't take the pretentiousness. Worse than a film by Poliakoff.

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