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April 10, 2012


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Crime and Punishment, because it's on your list twice and is a cracking read.

To be honest, I've read all but five, and I don't think you'll like any of them.

Hello, Scott: First of all, thanks for your postcard, it was very commented at home.
I also recommend you read "Crime and punishment", it’s amazing; I enjoyed "Pride and Prejudice" very much and a number of others in your list, like "The secret garden", "One hundred years of solitude" (thirty or so years ago), “Gone with the wind” (same), and more recently, "The blind assassin". Any way, time changes your perception: sometimes to re-read is dangerous.
And, please, avoid "The kindly ones" and "The pillars of earth".
Beatriz (from Madrid, Spain)

Good spot, Chris, I have taken one of them off in case I end up having to read it twice.

Rachel, O ye of little faith!

Beatriz, you are more than welcome, and thanks for the tips.

I read The Other Hand recently and loved it. I also loved The Kite Runner. Thought The Bell Jar was great. Room is good. Enjoyed Small Island. Nineteen Eighty-Four was ok from what I can remember.

That's the order I would recommend them in, although I might swap The Other Hand and The Kite Runner.

But you might hate all of them. I hated Jane Austen.

I think I've read 3 of those, I don't think I'm in a hurry to read the rest.
Having recently endured The Catcher In The Rye, I don't think I feel obliged to read anybody's "must read" list any more.

Fab post. You'd be a shoo-in for the 'I've never read...' drinking game (as would I, sadly).

I'll fess up to never having read Pride & Prejudice, Sense & Sensibility OR Emma. I hope the three-fer earns me extra points.

And as for a recommended read, Middlesex is astounding - genuinely quite wonderful.

I'm 'guilty' of not reading most of these despite a degree in English Lit. I value a great story over a book's supposed 'worth'. My favourite have-read on your list would be 'I Capture the Castle' which I adored.

Kurt Vonnegut's Slaughterhouse Five goes on any list of classic novels. It's painfully funny.

The Godfather is fucking spectacular. I only read it last year but it went straight into my top five books.

If you've been away from novels for a while, Holes is a good warm-up. YA writing that doesn't patronize, and brings you right along. Then, whatever else you're going to read, then, maybe, crack open Ulysses. My copy sits on the shelf, mocking my fear of it.

LB, I have read S5 and enjoyed it immensely.

MB, I hate Catcher in the Rye.

Books I wouldn't recommend on account of never having been able to finish them (and it's a rare book which defeats me) are: Ulysses, Star of the Sea & The Ned Kelly book.

I am a huge fan of 19thc lit, but am guessing you aren't I may be wrong about that... I love all the 19th tomes on your list, but would REALLY recommend Bleak House & Jane Eyre.
Jude the Obscure is my least favourite Hardy, so so bleak and utterly preposterous, so you haven't missed anything there.

Bleak books I would suggest you read include The Bell Jar, for it's honest appraisal of insanity, & The Handmaid's Tale, a brilliantly dark dystopic vision. MA at her finest.

However my biggest recommend would be The Kite Runner. Heartbreakingly sad, and graphically shocking, but it's a book that really stays with you.

And if you've just reached the point of slashing your wrists, I thoroughly recommend Winnie the Pooh to cheer you up.

It's dopey not to have read Moby Dick!! you idiot!!
Also Anna Karenina is a very unexpected book, from the first scene where Stiva wakes up feeling all cheerful, realises he's sleeping on the sofa, tries to remember why and then suddenly recollects he's been shagging the nanny
i think you would like it.
There aren't that many others on that list that I think you would love

Emma - I now want to read Anna Karenina IMMEDIATELY.

I've read about 23 of these, several because I had to for English degree. I'd go for The Inheritors (William Golding) and Huckleberry Finn but as they're not on the list you've probably read them.

I wouldn't bother with On Chesil Beach. You just want to slap the couple, hard. But at least it's short.

Forget Finkler but I loved Lord Of The Flies and Far From The Madding Crowd

I am loving this, people, please keep them coming.

I know I will like some of these, I just haven't got round to them yet. That's my problem most of the time.

I've never read Middlemarch. I never will. Attempted several times and was bored.

Oh, and in terms of recommendations from your list, Bonfire of the Vanities is very, very good. Though I preferred Man In Full, another of Wolfe's works.

I also loved The Finkler Question, but then I would.

90% of that list is either stuff I haven't read either, or stuff that bored me to tears.


A Town Like Alice, Cold Comfort Farm, and I Capture the Castle are three of my very favourite books. Swallows and Amazons is also a huge favourite. I also adore Good Omens, but I suspect the Pratchett aspect makes you wary.

I did once love Nineteen Eighty-Four, but then my dreadful GCSE English teacher put me right off it by breaking it down far too much.

The Count of Monte Cristo is FUN.

Middlemarch has brains and heart in spades.

Jane Eyre also rollicking.

The Little Prince will take you about 10 minutes so you might as well tick it off.

I am a big Margaret Attwood fan and would also recommend Orys and Crake (sorry to add to the list); have to admit to having read P&P many times, for the sheer delight of the language - so tongue in cheek; also agree that I Capture the Castle is wonderful...The Bell Jar is every girl's (well mine anyway) sort of coming of age read; agree re On Chesil Beach - bloody annoying altogether. Also had an English Lit teacher who never agreed with my interpretations of stuff and just told me I was wrong! Hey ho - I still manage to read heaps of good books ... Good luck Scott!

Oh and Dune? Jesus. It might be ace for all I know but I've read some of Frank Herbert's other stuff and frankly it's too long to take the risk.

One of these stands alone...Anna Karenina. It has everything--pathos, humor, unforgettable characters. In my all-time top 2. Must read!

There's lots on your list I haven't read, but I did read and really loved Middlemarch and Jane Eyre, as well as Anna Karenina, among others. I have been trying to read Ulysses since October and it is taking me SO LONG and it is SO HARD to figure out what in the world is going on! But I am on page 964 and I refuse to give up now.

I'd go for Holes, Middlesex, Anna Karenina, the Regeneration trilogy (or at least the first one) and A Town Like Alice as a matter of urgency. I wouldn't bother with Ulysses, The Golden Notebook, Lake Wobegon Days, On Chesil Beach. I loved Middlemarch, A Suitable Boy and Vanity Fair but that might just be my big book fetish coming out. Life's too short for The Blind Assassin - I got the so-called 'twist' within about 3 chapters - and I thought The Line Of Beauty was one of the most charmless things I'd ever read.

Holes and A Suitable Boy, oh DO! The Godfather isn't half as good as the movie.

I've read 55 and most of these before the age of 20, but then I was stuck away in a Fenland boarding school until 18. I'd go for Love in the Time of Cholera and the Handmaid's Tale. Also Holes and Anna Karenina. One of my favourites though is A Suitable Boy.

The Kite Runner is the only book I've ever read where I've wanted to put out my own eyes so I didnt'have to read another ending as cheesy and as contrived that one. It was a reasonable book up until then.

2666 is a worthy book, but I think you need some history with Bolaño before - The Savage Detectives is the best.

Anna Karenina is a work of absolute genius, no doubt.

And The Godfather is a great book, despite the film being a classic also. It was Puzo's novel that coined the phrase in the first place.

Scott you got to read Dracula today!!!!!!

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  • : Twilight

    I have not read the book but watched this with Martha, who has. It's OK, nothing special but not terrible. It totally failed to convince me of that there was any chemistry between the two leads, though, which rendered most of the plot a bit tepid. (***)

  • : Boyhood

    Rarely has a filmmaker taken on such an ambitious project and produced something so subtle. A genuine masterpiece. (*****)

  • : Under The Skin

    Under The Skin
    Fucking weird but highly effective. (****)

  • : Greetings From Tim Buckley

    Greetings From Tim Buckley
    A reasonable attempt to tell the story of Tim and Jeff Buckley which got better as it went on, and the concert scenes are great, but it lacked a strong enough narrative to really work. (***)

  • : Stoker

    Directed by the bloke who made the original Oldboy and written by the chap from Prison Break. Very dark story. Looks and sounds amazing. (****)

  • : Lifeguard

    Off-beat, somewhat dark indie movie about a women who quits her job as a journalist to go home and be a lifeguard. Great soundtrack. (****)

  • : Bel Ami

    Bel Ami
    Occasionally threatens to be good but ends up a somewhat diluted and antiseptic version of what is actually quite a dark and spiteful book. Shame. The story is great though. (***)

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  • Shehan Karunatilaka: Chinaman

    Shehan Karunatilaka: Chinaman
    A dying, alcoholic sports writer attempts to track down the greatest Sri Lankan cricketer no one has ever heard of. Playful novel that won the DSC Prize. (****)

  • Peter Jefferson: And Now the Shipping Forecast

    Peter Jefferson: And Now the Shipping Forecast
    A bit of a jumble—doesn't really know if it wants to be a history of the Shipping Forecast or a personal miscellany of sea-related anecdotes—but managed to contain sufficient detail on the forecast itself to sustain my interest. (***)

  • Michel Faber: Under The Skin

    Michel Faber: Under The Skin
    Read this after seeing the film which is usually the wrong way round but not sure it did any harm this time as they are quite different. I preferred the film, to be honest, as this was a bit heavy handed in places. Good though. (****)

  • Robert K. Massie: Catherine The Great

    Robert K. Massie: Catherine The Great
    I borrowed this from the Kindle Lending Library and then spent about four months reading it off and on. It is a huge book. Impressive too. The chapters on her early years in Russia are particularly good. (****)

  • Brian Moore: The Temptation of Eileen Hughes

    Brian Moore: The Temptation of Eileen Hughes
    The first of Moore's books that I have read. A somewhat cold and austere tale of a young shopgirl taken on holiday by her rich employers. She doesn't see anything odd in this but the reader does, and the reader would be right. I liked this a lot so will check out some more of his stuff. (****)

  • Sun-mi Hwang: The Hen Who Dreamed She Could Fly

    Sun-mi Hwang: The Hen Who Dreamed She Could Fly
    A fable about a chicken that flees the coop which had been a phenomenal bestseller in the author's home country of South Korea. Just enough of a dark edge to keep me interested. Not bad at all. (***)

  • Jenny Offill: Dept. of Speculation

    Jenny Offill: Dept. of Speculation
    A clever novella comprised of short, poetic paragraphs that has an impressive cumulative effect. Reminded me variously of David Markson, Sarah Salway and Charles Lambert. (****)

  • Jimmy McDonough: Shakey: Neil Young's Biography

    Jimmy McDonough: Shakey: Neil Young's Biography
    Fascinating look into the life and career of an unconventional musician. (****)

  • Joël Dicker: The Truth about the Harry Quebert Affair

    Joël Dicker: The Truth about the Harry Quebert Affair
    Quite the most preposterous novel I have read since The Da Vinci Code but I must confess I enjoyed it a great deal. (****)

  • Joanna Smith Rakoff: My Salinger Year

    Joanna Smith Rakoff: My Salinger Year
    An account of the year she spent working for JD Salinger's agent, much of which was taken up with answering his fanmail. I liked it a lot. (****)

  • Laura Sims: Fare Forward : Letter from David Markson

    Laura Sims: Fare Forward : Letter from David Markson
    A charming and thought-provoking collection of letters Markson (if you've not heard if him, he's one of the most readable experimental novelists there is) wrote to a young writer and fan towards the end of his life. Comes with some excellent supplementary material too. (****)

  • Julie Maroh: Blue is the Warmest Color

    Julie Maroh: Blue is the Warmest Color
    Good, but nowhere near as good as the movie. (***)

  • John Connolly: The Killing Kind

    John Connolly: The Killing Kind
    I have enjoyed each of Connolly's Charlie Parker novels and this was no exception. (****)

  • Robin Black: Life Drawing

    Robin Black: Life Drawing
    Enjoyed this a lot but somewhat spooked by lots of similarities with a book I publish next month. (****)

  • John Freeman: How to Read a Novelist: Conversations with Writers

    John Freeman: How to Read a Novelist: Conversations with Writers
    An interesting collection of pen portraits based on meetings and interviews the author had with numerous famous authors over the past couple of decades. I kept this by my bedside and dipped in over several months. (****)

  • Dan Kavanagh: Duffy

    Dan Kavanagh: Duffy
    A crime novel written by Julian Barnes under an assumed name back in the early 80s. Set on the seedy streets of Soho it is pretty dark and grim but all the better for it. (****)

  • Nicholson Baker: Travelling Sprinkler

    Nicholson Baker: Travelling Sprinkler
    A frustrating book that is brilliant, quite brilliant, in places but the author goes off on political rants about Obama's drone policy that become tedious and annoying and spoil an otherwise entertaining novel. (***)

  • Steve Martin: Shopgirl

    Steve Martin: Shopgirl
    After a couple of decidedly average novels it was great to tuck into something short and very good. I am not sure Martin gets the credit he deserves as a novelist. He restrains his anarchic humour and offers something beautifully observed and occasionally heartbreaking. (****)

  • Mitch Cullin: A Slight Trick of the Mind

    Mitch Cullin: A Slight Trick of the Mind
    A great concept - Sherlock Holmes was real and we meet him when he is in his 90s, just after WWII - but ends up as a bit of a missed opportunity. Three storylines, none of which are quite finished with any sense of satisfaction. (***)

  • Gerard Woodward: Vanishing

    Gerard Woodward: Vanishing
    An unreliable narrator, but also an inconsistent one, leading to a number of plot holes and cul-de-sacs that left me thinking the book wasn't quite finished. A bit of a muddle but enjoyable when it worked. (***)

  • Natsume Soseki: Kokoro

    Natsume Soseki: Kokoro
    Took a while to work for me but once I got into it I really enjoyed it. A Japanese novel from the early part of the last century. Reminded me of EM Forster in the way it presented restrained emotions. (****)

  • Ted Hughes: The Iron Man

    Ted Hughes: The Iron Man
    I was quite enjoying this until the space dragon turned up and then it all got a bit too silly. (***)

  • Leah Price: Unpacking My Library: Writers and Their Books

    Leah Price: Unpacking My Library: Writers and Their Books
    A bunch of authors answer questions about their book collections and allow their shelves to be photographed. Great book porn. (****)

  • Charles Bukowski: Pulp: A Novel

    Charles Bukowski: Pulp: A Novel
    His last book is a far-fetched private eye novel that is completely daft but good fun. (****)

  • George Saunders: Congratulations, by the way: Some Thoughts on Kindness

    George Saunders: Congratulations, by the way: Some Thoughts on Kindness
    A short speech about kindness Saunders gave to graduating students at Syracuse University. It is born of good intentions and has been turned into a very handsome little volume. Sweet but slight. (***)

  • Thomas Christopher Greene: The Headmaster's Wife

    Thomas Christopher Greene: The Headmaster's Wife
    Great story. Beautiful prose. Amazing twist. (****)

  • Matt Rudd: The English

    Matt Rudd: The English
    A very funny field guide to our (my) great countrymates. Great social commentary, manages to make serious points and subvert your expectations while making you laugh. (****)

  • Jack Standing: The Bug - Episode 1

    Jack Standing: The Bug - Episode 1
    First instalment of a horror novel being released in six parts for 77p each. A neat idea and, although horror is not a genre I bother with normally, I really enjoyed this. Would make a great TV drama. (****)

  • Barry Webb: A Book About a Matchbox

    Barry Webb: A Book About a Matchbox
    At times this was brilliant. At times this was frustrating and in need of a jolly good edit. A novel about a sentient matchbox and the lives of the people who own it. A bold experiment that almost comes off. (***)

  • Danny Rhodes: Fan

    Danny Rhodes: Fan
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  • Julian Barnes: Levels of Life

    Julian Barnes: Levels of Life
    A study of grief. I confess I did have uncharitable thoughts that he was dwelling rather too much and I preferred the earlier portions of the book which are all about the early pioneers of ballooning. (***)

  • Nik Perring: Beautiful Words: Some Meanings and Some Fictions Too

    Nik Perring: Beautiful Words: Some Meanings and Some Fictions Too
    An alphabet book for grown-ups with just the hint of a story across its pages. Clever stuff. Quite charming. (****)

  • Malcolm Lowry: Ultramarine

    Malcolm Lowry: Ultramarine
    A posh bloke tries to write about working men and doesn't really pull it off. Somewhat tedious with just occasional flashes of quality. (**)

  • Richard Hughes: In Hazard

    Richard Hughes: In Hazard
    Written just before the outbreak of WW2 this story of a steamer caught in a hurricane is a real thriller and, dare I say it, a bit of a lost classic. (****)

  • Kent Haruf: The Tie that Binds

    Kent Haruf: The Tie that Binds
    His first novel, and the only one I hadn't got round to reading. Definite signs of the genius that was to come. Not quite as spare and economical as his very best work but still quite marvelous. (****)

  • Lucy Inglis: Georgian London: Into the Streets

    Lucy Inglis: Georgian London: Into the Streets
    A wonderful history which really brings to life the inhabitants of 18th century London to life. (****)

  • Éric Faye: Nagasaki

    Éric Faye: Nagasaki
    A middle-aged Japanese man becomes convinced someone is sneaking into his house and drinking his orange juice, among other things. A real little gem of a book. I finished it in one sitting. (****)

  • Igort Tuveri: 5 Is The Perfect Number

    Igort Tuveri: 5 Is The Perfect Number
    Some great images in this graphic novel about a retired mafioso who returns to the game following the death of his son but the writing isn't really of the same quality. (***)

  • Osamu Dazai: Schoolgirl

    Osamu Dazai: Schoolgirl
    Japanese post-war existential novella that, I am guessing, has a bit more impact in its original language. Interesting but slight, and lacks any real clout. (***)

  • Junichiro Tanizaki: In Praise Of Shadows

    Junichiro Tanizaki: In Praise Of Shadows
    An essay on aesthetics from the author of The Makioka Sisters. Some interesting passages and he makes a considered argument against electric light and the way it ruins the look of things. Mind you, this was written in 1933. (***)

  • Ben Watt: Romany and Tom

    Ben Watt: Romany and Tom
    A memoir of his parents. Contains some beautiful writing. (****)

  • Cynan Jones: The Dig

    Cynan Jones: The Dig
    Short, intense novel about a farmer trying to get through lambing season and a badger baiter attempting to evade the law. Told in short poetic bursts. Some wonderful lines in this. I read it in one sitting. (****)

  • Magnus Mills: Three to See the King

    Magnus Mills: Three to See the King
    A wonky, wonderful parable. As if The Woman in the Dunes had been rewritten by The League of Gentlemen. (****)

  • Alejandro Zambra: The Private Lives of Trees

    Alejandro Zambra: The Private Lives of Trees
    An interesting novella from Chile. First half is better than the second half. (***)

  • Charles Lambert: The View from the Tower

    Charles Lambert: The View from the Tower
    Published by Exhibit A books, a specialist crime imprint, but not perhaps the sort of crime novel you'd expect. Romantic and political intrigue in a troubled Italy. (****)

  • Banana Yoshimoto: Lake, The

    Banana Yoshimoto: Lake, The
    As I find with most of her books, this is enjoyable but slight. (***)

  • Diogo Mainardi: The Fall

    Diogo Mainardi: The Fall
    An unusual, experimental memoir. A father writing about his son who has cerebral palsy. He does so in 424 numbered paragraphs, many of which go off on tangents but all seem to find their way back to the subject somehow. Clever without showing off. Moving without being sentimental. (****)

  • Joan Lindsay: Picnic at Hanging Rock

    Joan Lindsay: Picnic at Hanging Rock
    A dark and haunting modern classic. A real shame that the author didn't write any more novels. (****)

  • Wesley Stace: Misfortune

    Wesley Stace: Misfortune
    Oh I loved this. A foundling baby boy is raised as a girl by an eccentric lord in this tale of family secrets, incest, libraries, ballads, forgotten poets, hermaphrodites and sweet revenge. Imagine Middlesex crossed with Crimson Petal and the White. (*****)

  • Heðin Brú: The Old Man and His Sons

    Heðin Brú: The Old Man and His Sons
    A classic novel from the Faroe Islands. An old man gets drunk and bids too much for a load of whale meat. Most of the book is him trying to raise the funds to pay the impending bill. A black comedy. (****)

  • Sophocles (Translated by David Grene): Oedipus the King

    Sophocles (Translated by David Grene): Oedipus the King
    This is the translation I read for A-level. Brought back memories. The centre of the play, when the secret is revealed, remains incredibly powerful. (****)

  • Natalie Haynes: The Amber Fury

    Natalie Haynes: The Amber Fury
    A teacher in a school for expelled pupils wins over the older kids with some Greek classics but then, after all, these are the Greek classics so it is unlikely to end well. A promising debut novel which inspired me to re-read some Sophocles and Euripides. (****)

  • Ingrid Winterbach: The Book of Happenstance

    Ingrid Winterbach: The Book of Happenstance
    A lexicographer is working on a dictionary of lost Afrikaans words when she is distracted by the loss of something closer to home: her collection of rare shells. An unusual novel which deserves a wide audience. (****)

  • John Banville: The Sea

    John Banville: The Sea
    I tried, I really did, but most of this just washed over me (pun noted but not intended). Interesting in places but ultimately a bit dull. (***)

  • Robertson Davies: The Lyre of Orpheus

    Robertson Davies: The Lyre of Orpheus
    The final part of the Cornish trilogy. Perhaps not quite as joyously entertaining as the first two but still marvelous in its own way. (****)

  • Barbara Graziosi: The Gods of Olympus: A History

    Barbara Graziosi: The Gods of Olympus: A History
    Charts the history of the Greek gods from their origins through to the present day. Informative and entertaining. (****)

  • Roberto Bolano: Monsieur Pain

    Roberto Bolano: Monsieur Pain
    Short Kafka-esque romp which becomes somewhat vague and rambling in the second half. Started well, and promised much, but didn't quite deliver. (***)

  • Stephen Grosz: The Examined Life: How We Lose and Find Ourselves

    Stephen Grosz: The Examined Life: How We Lose and Find Ourselves
    A collection of stories from the psychoanalyst's couch. It was interesting to take this peek into other people's lives (and minds) but it did get a tad repetitive by the end and the lack of any real resolution in most cases left me feeling short changed. (***)

  • Donna Tartt: The Goldfinch

    Donna Tartt: The Goldfinch
    This is good, very good in places, but I had some issues with it. Also, it is 250 pages too long. (****)

  • Lawrence Wright: Going Clear: Scientology, Hollywood, and the Prison of Belief

    Lawrence Wright: Going Clear: Scientology, Hollywood, and the Prison of Belief
    A study/expose of the Scientology 'religion'. I think it tries to be even handed but it is hard when the founder is quite clearly a con-artist and the beliefs are so fucking daft. Mind you, not much different to all the other religions out there. An absolutely riveting read. (****)

  • Charlie Hill: Books

    Charlie Hill: Books
    Patchy, and sometimes very silly, satire of the book world but I couldn't help but enjoy it immensely. (****)

  • Plato (translated by Walter Hamilton): The Symposium

    Plato (translated by Walter Hamilton): The Symposium
    A bunch of Greek blokes, nursing hangovers from the night before, decide not to get pissed and chat about love instead. Quite sweet really. Nice accessible translation too. (****)

  • Ray Robinson: Jawbone Lake

    Ray Robinson: Jawbone Lake
    Robinson seems to reinvent himself with each book. This time he has written an exemplary literary thriller. The clever bastard. (****)

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  • John Houseman: Unfinished Business: A Memoir, 1902-88

    John Houseman: Unfinished Business: A Memoir, 1902-88
    As a young writer he had work published by Virginia and Leonard Woolf, in his 20s he went to America and founded the Mercury Theatre company with Orson Welles but only acted himself for the first time when he was in his 70s in a movie called The Paper Chase. He won an Oscar for it. This is a memoir worth reading.